{"id":12834,"date":"2014-12-06T18:08:19","date_gmt":"2014-12-06T23:08:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=12834"},"modified":"2014-12-06T18:20:48","modified_gmt":"2014-12-06T23:20:48","slug":"the-real-st-nick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/the-real-st-nick\/","title":{"rendered":"The real St. Nick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/st-nick.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/st-nick.jpg\" alt=\"St. Nick\" width=\"480\" height=\"318\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12835\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Via <a href=\"http:\/\/tpsaye.wordpress.com\/2014\/12\/06\/happy-feast-of-st-nicholas-2\/\" target=\"_blank\">Robbo<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>For context, see <a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidwarrenonline.com\/2014\/12\/06\/identity-theft\/\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Further nonsense:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/as-a-musician-sees-it.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/as-a-musician-sees-it-636x640.jpg\" alt=\"As a harpsichordist sees it\" width=\"636\" height=\"640\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-12837\" srcset=\"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/as-a-musician-sees-it-636x640.jpg 636w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/as-a-musician-sees-it-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/as-a-musician-sees-it.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/bar-rules.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/bar-rules-360x640.jpg\" alt=\"Bar fees\" width=\"360\" height=\"640\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-12838\" srcset=\"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/bar-rules-360x640.jpg 360w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/bar-rules-576x1024.jpg 576w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/bar-rules.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 360px) 85vw, 360px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/be-on-time.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/be-on-time.jpg\" alt=\"Don&#039;t be late\" width=\"390\" height=\"228\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12839\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/coffee.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/coffee.jpg\" alt=\"Coffee\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12840\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/grammar.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/grammar-640x334.png\" alt=\"Grammar\" width=\"640\" height=\"334\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-12841\" srcset=\"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/grammar-640x334.png 640w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/grammar.png 700w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/murphy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/murphy.jpg\" alt=\"Murphy, again\" width=\"461\" height=\"455\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12842\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/essays.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/essays.png\" alt=\"Languages\" width=\"600\" height=\"1545\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12844\" srcset=\"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/essays.png 600w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/essays-248x640.png 248w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Via Robbo.) For context, see here. Further nonsense:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12834","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-and-anti-culture","category-humor-and-horror"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-3l0","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12834","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12834"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12834\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12847,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12834\/revisions\/12847"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12834"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12834"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12834"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}