{"id":1305,"date":"2008-08-09T13:47:37","date_gmt":"2008-08-09T19:47:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tancos.net\/wp2\/?p=1305"},"modified":"2008-08-09T13:47:37","modified_gmt":"2008-08-09T19:47:37","slug":"if-at-first-you-dont-succeed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/if-at-first-you-dont-succeed\/","title":{"rendered":"If at first you don&#8217;t succeed &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/bitmap0023.deviantart.com\/art\/Tank-Mouse-Flash-94266438\">bomb disposal probably isn&#8217;t for you<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>(Via <a href=\"http:\/\/chizumatic.mee.nu\/\">Chizumatic<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; bomb disposal probably isn&#8217;t for you. (Via Chizumatic.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[665],"class_list":["post-1305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor-and-horror","tag-humor-and-horror"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-l3","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1305"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1305\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}