{"id":13184,"date":"2015-02-15T11:10:13","date_gmt":"2015-02-15T16:10:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=13184"},"modified":"2015-02-15T12:51:35","modified_gmt":"2015-02-15T17:51:35","slug":"why-god-made-microwave-radiation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/why-god-made-microwave-radiation\/","title":{"rendered":"Why God made microwave radiation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/bacon.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/bacon-640x572.jpg\" alt=\"Yum\" width=\"640\" height=\"572\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-13185\" srcset=\"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/bacon-640x572.jpg 640w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/bacon-1024x915.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/bacon.jpg 1800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The somewhat-delayed finale to our <a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/tag\/pigs\/\">Porkypalooza<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>For more bacon, see the <a href=\"http:\/\/brickmuppet.mee.nu\/a_couple_of_non-halal_images\" target=\"_blank\">Brickmuppet<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The somewhat-delayed finale to our Porkypalooza. For more bacon, see the Brickmuppet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[650],"class_list":["post-13184","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photo-gallery","tag-pigs"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-3qE","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13184","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13184"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13184\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13188,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13184\/revisions\/13188"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}