{"id":13425,"date":"2015-04-01T08:38:11","date_gmt":"2015-04-01T13:38:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=13425"},"modified":"2015-04-01T08:38:11","modified_gmt":"2015-04-01T13:38:11","slug":"not-an-april-fools-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/not-an-april-fools-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"Not an April Fool&#8217;s joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Curious what exactly the &#8220;jazz hands&#8221; are that feminists demand instead of applause, I searched for the definition. It turns out that it&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=jazz+hands\" target=\"_blank\">a term with many meanings<\/a> (no pictures, but still NSFW). Yeesh. I think that violent, unrestrained applause would be less upsetting than most varieties of &#8220;jazz hands.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Curious what exactly the &#8220;jazz hands&#8221; are that feminists demand instead of applause, I searched for the definition. It turns out that it&#8217;s a term with many meanings (no pictures, but still NSFW). Yeesh. I think that violent, unrestrained applause would be less upsetting than most varieties of &#8220;jazz hands.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13425","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-decline-and-fall","category-silly-people"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-3ux","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13425","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13425"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13425\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13426,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13425\/revisions\/13426"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}