{"id":13480,"date":"2015-04-08T11:54:32","date_gmt":"2015-04-08T16:54:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=13480"},"modified":"2015-04-08T11:54:32","modified_gmt":"2015-04-08T16:54:32","slug":"your-scientifically-accurate-horoscope","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/your-scientifically-accurate-horoscope\/","title":{"rendered":"Your <i>scientifically accurate<\/i> horoscope"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/horoscope.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/horoscope.jpg\" alt=\"Your horoscope\" width=\"480\" height=\"286\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13481\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A public service from <a href=\"http:\/\/senseofevents.blogspot.com\/2015\/03\/a-scientifically-accurate-horoscope.html\" target=\"_blank\">Donald Sensing<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>(Via <a href=\"http:\/\/bayourenaissanceman.blogspot.com\" target=\"_blank\">Bayou Renaissance Man<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>For an alternative reading of the stars, see <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=s9VIo9msbUA\" target=\"_blank\">A.M. Yankovic<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A public service from Donald Sensing. (Via Bayou Renaissance Man.) For an alternative reading of the stars, see A.M. Yankovic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13480","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-curiosities-and-silly-stuff"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-3vq","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13480","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13480"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13480\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13485,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13480\/revisions\/13485"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}