Apropos of absolutely nothing, here are lines from songs that have caught my fancy for some reason or another over the years:<\/p>\n
“You probably think this song is about you.”<\/p>\n
“His hair was perfect<\/em>.”<\/p>\n “Grunt, howl, grunt, howl.”<\/p>\n “And.”<\/p>\n “… with a soulful, bounding leap ….”<\/p>\n “I’m dead but I don’t know it.”<\/p>\n “Pippikippippippi!” ((Not to be confused with “Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi.”))<\/p>\n “Someone get me a ladder.”<\/p>\n “Today, I am two separate gorillas.”<\/p>\n “Fridays I go painting in the Louvre.”<\/p>\n “What a pumpkin.”<\/p>\n “We can’t even think of a word that rhymes.”<\/p>\n “No, but I’ve got a dark brown overcoat.”<\/p>\n Update: How could I forget:<\/p>\n And so, I broke into the Palace Not to mention, “I didn’t realize you wrote such bloody awful poetry<\/em>.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Apropos of absolutely nothing, here are lines from songs that have caught my fancy for some reason or another over the years: “You probably think this song is about you.” “His hair was perfect.” “Grunt, howl, grunt, howl.” “And.” “… with a soulful, bounding leap ….” “I’m dead but I don’t know it.” “Pippikippippippi!” ((Not … Continue reading “You got a light, Mac?”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,16],"tags":[516,527],"class_list":["post-1368","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor-and-horror","category-music","tag-silliness","tag-song-lyrics"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-m4","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1368","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1368"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1368\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nWith a sponge and a rusty spanner.
\nShe said: “Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing.”
\nI said: “That’s nothing \u2014 you should hear me play piano.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n