{"id":1452,"date":"2008-10-20T17:23:35","date_gmt":"2008-10-20T23:23:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tancos.net\/wp2\/?p=1452"},"modified":"2008-10-20T17:23:35","modified_gmt":"2008-10-20T23:23:35","slug":"quote-of-the-week-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/quote-of-the-week-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Quote of the week"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Overheard by <a href=\"http:\/\/fatherbrownatleisure.blogspot.com\/2008\/10\/fun-with-numbers.html\">John Salmon<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;You need to ask your surgeon a lot of questions, like what&#8217;s his mortality rate. Make sure his mortality rate is at least 98%.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Overheard by John Salmon: &#8220;You need to ask your surgeon a lot of questions, like what&#8217;s his mortality rate. Make sure his mortality rate is at least 98%.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,30],"tags":[41,665],"class_list":["post-1452","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor-and-horror","category-silly-people","tag-absurdity","tag-humor-and-horror"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-nq","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1452","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1452"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1452\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}