{"id":14779,"date":"2015-11-28T11:13:46","date_gmt":"2015-11-28T16:13:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=14779"},"modified":"2015-11-28T13:18:31","modified_gmt":"2015-11-28T18:18:31","slug":"too-much-reality","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/too-much-reality\/","title":{"rendered":"Too much reality"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Heavy<\/a><\/p>\n

Here’s the latest accumulation of nonsense, ranging from slightly silly to extremely silly. As usual, I forget where I found most of these.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

\"Narcissus\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\"British<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Bacon\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\"A<\/a><\/p>\n

\"A<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Who<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Beavers\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Gluten-free\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\"For<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Play<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Headlines\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Ultraviolet\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Update: … and one more, via Dustbury<\/a>.<\/p>\n

\"Philip<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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