{"id":1479,"date":"2008-11-14T07:47:35","date_gmt":"2008-11-14T13:47:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tancos.net\/wp2\/?p=1479"},"modified":"2008-11-14T07:47:35","modified_gmt":"2008-11-14T13:47:35","slug":"beware-the-cute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/beware-the-cute\/","title":{"rendered":"Beware the cute"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.peterpayne.net\/2008\/11\/sake-and-japanese.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/tancos.net\/wp2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/hkwine.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"hello kitty wine\" width=\"375\" height=\"500\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/hkwine.jpg 375w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/hkwine-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 375px) 85vw, 375px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s everywhere.<\/p>\n<p>(Via <a href=\"http:\/\/chizumatic.mee.nu\/\">Chizumatic<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She&#8217;s everywhere. (Via Chizumatic.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[34],"tags":[265,271,616],"class_list":["post-1479","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-whatever","tag-hello-kitty","tag-horrors","tag-wine"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-nR","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1479","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1479"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1479\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}