{"id":1552,"date":"2008-11-26T18:49:04","date_gmt":"2008-11-27T00:49:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tancos.net\/wp2\/?p=1552"},"modified":"2008-11-26T18:49:04","modified_gmt":"2008-11-27T00:49:04","slug":"bah-humbug-already","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/bah-humbug-already\/","title":{"rendered":"Bah, humbug already"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/bah-humbug.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/bah-humbug-500x211.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"bah humbug\" width=\"500\" height=\"211\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1553\" srcset=\"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/bah-humbug-500x211.jpg 500w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/bah-humbug-300x126.jpg 300w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/bah-humbug.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 85vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You want Christmas spirit before Thanksgiving? I&#8217;ve got some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=EGdrMOttV_s\">right here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You want Christmas spirit before Thanksgiving? I&#8217;ve got some right here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,30],"tags":[128,609],"class_list":["post-1552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor-and-horror","category-silly-people","tag-christmas","tag-weird-al"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-p2","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1552","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1552"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1552\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}