{"id":1579,"date":"2008-12-07T07:31:57","date_gmt":"2008-12-07T13:31:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tancos.net\/wp2\/?p=1579"},"modified":"2008-12-07T07:31:57","modified_gmt":"2008-12-07T13:31:57","slug":"agricultural-space-tragedy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/agricultural-space-tragedy\/","title":{"rendered":"Agricultural space tragedy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/\">Shamus<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=y2i_nLClAUU\">the story behind <b><em>Star Wars<\/em><\/b><\/a>. See also <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=111\">Shamus&#8217; updated treatment<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I was never a <em>Star Wars<\/em> fan \u2014 I bailed out after <b><em>The Empire Strikes Back<\/em><\/b> \u2014 but I was surprised to learn <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/article_16716_p2.html\">just how much worse than the final product the original script was<\/a>. (Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dirtyharrysplace.com\/\">Dirty Harry<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Via Shamus, the story behind Star Wars. See also Shamus&#8217; updated treatment. I was never a Star Wars fan \u2014 I bailed out after The Empire Strikes Back \u2014 but I was surprised to learn just how much worse than the final product the original script was. (Via Dirty Harry.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,13],"tags":[233,431,539],"class_list":["post-1579","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-and-anti-culture","category-humor-and-horror","tag-george-lucas","tag-parodies","tag-star-wars"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-pt","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1579","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1579"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1579\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}