{"id":170225,"date":"2023-02-08T13:57:42","date_gmt":"2023-02-08T19:57:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=170225"},"modified":"2023-02-08T13:57:42","modified_gmt":"2023-02-08T19:57:42","slug":"notes-for-the-state-of-reality-address","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/notes-for-the-state-of-reality-address\/","title":{"rendered":"Notes for the State of Reality Address"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The shortest distance between two points apparently isn&#8217;t a straight line or geodesic.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_170220\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-170220\" style=\"width: 448px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/destination-kansas.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/destination-kansas-448x640.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"448\" height=\"640\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-170220\" srcset=\"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/destination-kansas-448x640.png 448w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/destination-kansas-718x1024.png 718w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/destination-kansas-768x1096.png 768w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/destination-kansas.png 810w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 448px) 85vw, 448px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-170220\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Destination: Kansas<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Artificial <strike>stupidity<\/strike> &#8220;intelligence&#8221; and its engineers <strong><em>do<\/em><\/strong> have standards.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/ai1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/ai1-640x620.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"620\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-170221\" srcset=\"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/ai1-640x620.png 640w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/ai1-1024x993.png 1024w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/ai1-768x744.png 768w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/ai1-1536x1489.png 1536w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/ai1-1200x1163.png 1200w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/ai1.png 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/ai2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/ai2-625x640.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"625\" height=\"640\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-170222\" srcset=\"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/ai2-625x640.png 625w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/ai2-1000x1024.png 1000w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/ai2-768x787.png 768w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/ai2-1499x1536.png 1499w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/ai2-1200x1229.png 1200w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/ai2.png 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/ai3.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/ai3-640x630.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"630\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-170223\" srcset=\"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/ai3-640x630.png 640w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/ai3-1024x1008.png 1024w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/ai3-768x756.png 768w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/ai3-1536x1512.png 1536w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/ai3-1200x1181.png 1200w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/ai3.png 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Stupid, inhuman standards. (Via <a href=\"http:\/\/ai.mee.nu\/daily_news_stuff_6_february_2023\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Pixy<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The shortest distance between two points apparently isn&#8217;t a straight line or geodesic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,10,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-170225","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-curiosities-and-silly-stuff","category-decline-and-fall","category-silly-people"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-Ihz","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170225","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=170225"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170225\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":170229,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170225\/revisions\/170229"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=170225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=170225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=170225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}