{"id":1721,"date":"2009-07-11T17:18:59","date_gmt":"2009-07-11T23:18:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tancos.net\/wp\/?p=1721"},"modified":"2009-07-11T17:18:59","modified_gmt":"2009-07-11T23:18:59","slug":"memo-to-cosplayers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/memo-to-cosplayers\/","title":{"rendered":"Memo to cosplayers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"lightbox\"  title =\"The dealers' room\" href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/dealers.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/dealers-500x95.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"The dealers&#039; room\" width=\"500\" height=\"95\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1724\" srcset=\"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/dealers-500x95.jpg 500w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/dealers-300x57.jpg 300w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/dealers-1024x195.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 85vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>1. Underwear goes <strong>under<\/strong> your other clothing. ((And a bath towel cape looks really stupid.))<\/p>\n<p>2. Heath Ledger&#8217;s Joker might be a great character, but the makeup is ugly.<\/p>\n<p>3. Please don&#8217;t shriek when you&#8217;re standing next to me.<\/p>\n<p>4. An all-ages anime convention is not an appropriate place to lead your pet about on a leash.<\/p>\n<p>5. Please don&#8217;t stage large group photos in the middle of congested hallways.<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"lightbox\"  title =\"Armed and dangerous\" href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/leek.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/leek-319x500.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Armed and dangerous\" width=\"319\" height=\"500\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1729\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Underwear goes under your other clothing. ((And a bath towel cape looks really stupid.)) 2. Heath Ledger&#8217;s Joker might be a great character, but the makeup is ugly. 3. Please don&#8217;t shriek when you&#8217;re standing next to me. 4. An all-ages anime convention is not an appropriate place to lead your pet about on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/memo-to-cosplayers\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Memo to cosplayers&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,30],"tags":[46,137],"class_list":["post-1721","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-grumbling-and-muttering","category-silly-people","tag-afw5","tag-conventions"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-rL","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1721","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1721"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1721\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}