{"id":25017,"date":"2016-10-10T12:26:41","date_gmt":"2016-10-10T17:26:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=25017"},"modified":"2016-10-10T13:32:00","modified_gmt":"2016-10-10T18:32:00","slug":"burnable-or-non-burnable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/burnable-or-non-burnable\/","title":{"rendered":"Burnable or non-burnable?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Indeed\"<\/a><\/p>\n

I watched an episode of Ninja Nonsense<\/em><\/strong>, which turned out to be oddly topical.<\/p>\n

\"Orange<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Throw<\/a><\/p>\n

(Ninja Nonsense<\/em><\/strong> is often funny, but it is too off-color to generally recommend. Not even Norio Wakamoto can make Onsokumaru tolerable for long.)<\/p>\n

Update: Here’s a list of write-in candidates for president<\/a>. Those running include<\/p>\n

\u2022 Raff, Riff, of Notre Dame, Indiana
\n\u2022 Bunny, Soul, of Williams Bay, Wisconsin
\n\u2022 Vader, Darth, of Spokane, Washington
\n\u2022 Mouse, Mickey, of Anaheim, California
\n\u2022 The Elf, Buddy, of North Pole, Alaska
\n\u2022 Hydrox, Cookie, of Newport Coast, California<\/p>\n

These and the others on the list are all better choices than any of those offered by the political parties.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I watched an episode of Ninja Nonsense, which turned out to be oddly topical. (Ninja Nonsense is often funny, but it is too off-color to generally recommend. Not even Norio Wakamoto can make Onsokumaru tolerable for long.) Update: Here’s a list of write-in candidates for president. Those running include \u2022 Raff, Riff, of Notre Dame, … Continue reading “Burnable or non-burnable?”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25017","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anime","category-art-and-screen-captures","category-decline-and-fall"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-6vv","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25017","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25017"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25017\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25032,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25017\/revisions\/25032"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25017"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25017"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25017"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}