{"id":31409,"date":"2017-04-01T01:05:24","date_gmt":"2017-04-01T06:05:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=31409"},"modified":"2017-04-01T15:25:23","modified_gmt":"2017-04-01T20:25:23","slug":"white-house-announces-uniforms-for-federal-employees","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/white-house-announces-uniforms-for-federal-employees\/","title":{"rendered":"White house announces uniforms for federal employees"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Trump administration today issued a directive that all employees of the federal government must wear a distinctive uniform while at work.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It would be salutory if all public servants dressed in a manner to remind themselves that they are indeed public <i><b>servants<\/b><\/i>,&#8221; White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer declared in a press conference.<\/p>\n<p>Men at all levels are to wear janitorial garb unless they are already assigned a different uniform, and must keep a mop and bucket where they can be seen from their desks at all times. Women are to wear long, dark dresses with a white maid&#8217;s apron, and must keep a feather duster near at hand.<\/p>\n<p>Spicer noted that &#8220;French maid&#8221; outfits are not acceptable. He did not respond when asked if nekomimi were permissable.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Trump administration today issued a directive that all employees of the federal government must wear a distinctive uniform while at work. &#8220;It would be salutory if all public servants dressed in a manner to remind themselves that they are indeed public servants,&#8221; White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer declared in a press conference. Men &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/white-house-announces-uniforms-for-federal-employees\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;White house announces uniforms for federal employees&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,688,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-decline-and-fall","category-april-1","category-humor-and-horror"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-8aB","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31409"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31409\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31422,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31409\/revisions\/31422"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}