{"id":3584,"date":"2011-03-09T19:58:18","date_gmt":"2011-03-10T01:58:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tancos.net\/wp\/?p=3584"},"modified":"2011-03-09T19:58:18","modified_gmt":"2011-03-10T01:58:18","slug":"south-of-eskdaleside-cum-ugglebarnby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/south-of-eskdaleside-cum-ugglebarnby\/","title":{"rendered":"South of Eskdaleside-cum-Ugglebarnby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s been another bang-your-head-against-the-wall day, so here&#8217;s some silly stuff.<\/p>\n<p>A hitherto unknown Miss Marple mystery <a href=\"http:\/\/spacerubbish.wordpress.com\/2011\/03\/05\/dibber-of-death\/\">is scheduled to be published<\/a>. It is allegedly the only Agatha Christie novel in which the murders are unsolved at the end of the book.<\/p>\n<p>Today is Ash Wednesday, <a href=\"http:\/\/drboli.wordpress.com\/2011\/03\/07\/ash-wednesday-services\/\">which different denominations observe in various ways<\/a>. From the same authority: <a href=\"http:\/\/drboli.wordpress.com\/2011\/03\/03\/ask-dr-boli-104\/\">this<\/a> is the only explanation for the USA&#8217;s anthem I&#8217;ve come across that makes any sense.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/kittychainsaw1.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Pink chainsaw\" width=\"474\" height=\"321\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3585\" srcset=\"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/kittychainsaw1.jpg 474w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/kittychainsaw1-300x203.jpg 300w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/kittychainsaw1-442x300.jpg 442w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 474px) 85vw, 474px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>If Ayumu should misplace his <em>masou shoujo<\/em> chainsaw, here&#8217;s another one he could use. (Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dustbury.com\/\">Dustbury<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/asyoulikeit.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"As You Like It\" width=\"291\" height=\"475\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3586\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It works for <strong><em>Kuragehime<\/em><\/strong>, too. (From <a href=\"http:\/\/betterbooktitles.com\/\">Better Book Titles<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>Another Japanese innovation: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/worldservice\/documentaries\/2011\/01\/110127_documentary_japan_a_friend_in_need.shtml\">Rent-a-Friend<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/mozart-duck1.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Mozart duck\" width=\"512\" height=\"340\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3588\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/listing\/67387155\/mozart-rubber-duck\">This duck<\/a> I wouldn&#8217;t mind myself. (Via <a href=\"http:\/\/therat.blogspot.com\/\">The Rat<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s been another bang-your-head-against-the-wall day, so here&#8217;s some silly stuff. A hitherto unknown Miss Marple mystery is scheduled to be published. It is allegedly the only Agatha Christie novel in which the murders are unsolved at the end of the book. Today is Ash Wednesday, which different denominations observe in various ways. From the same &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/south-of-eskdaleside-cum-ugglebarnby\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;South of Eskdaleside-cum-Ugglebarnby&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3584","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-curiosities-and-silly-stuff","category-humor-and-horror"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-VO","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3584","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3584"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3584\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}