{"id":3697,"date":"2011-03-26T08:31:26","date_gmt":"2011-03-26T14:31:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tancos.net\/wp\/?p=3697"},"modified":"2011-03-26T08:31:26","modified_gmt":"2011-03-26T14:31:26","slug":"myriad-menaces","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/myriad-menaces\/","title":{"rendered":"Myriad menaces"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_3699\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3699\" style=\"width: 448px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a class=\"lightbox\"  title =\"Goodbye Kitty\" href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/hkgoodbye1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/hkgoodbye1-448x600.jpg\" alt=\"Goodbye Kitty\" title=\"Goodbye Kitty\" width=\"448\" height=\"600\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3699\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3699\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Goodbye Kitty<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>(Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dustbury.com\/\">Dustbury<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3698\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3698\" style=\"width: 591px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a class=\"lightbox\"  title =\"Scientology\" href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/scientologyWright1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/scientologyWright1-591x600.png\" alt=\"Why I don&#039;t have ads on my sites\" title=\"Scientology\" width=\"591\" height=\"600\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3698\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3698\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Why I don&#039;t have ads on my sites<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3705\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3705\" style=\"width: 516px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a class=\"lightbox\"  title =\"Smurfed\" href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/smurfed.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/smurfed-516x600.jpg\" alt=\"I&#039;m with Eineus\" title=\"Smurfed\" width=\"516\" height=\"600\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3705\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3705\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I&#039;m with Eineus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/flavorwire.com\/163150\/15-totally-surreal-vintage-ads?utm_source=feedburner&#038;utm_medium=feed&#038;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+flavorwire-rss+%28Flavorwire%29\">Old-fashioned nightmare fuel<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-1369420\/OED-grows-heart-graphic-symbol-love-added-latest-edition-dictionary.html\">The OED fails<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/drboli.wordpress.com\/2011\/03\/16\/advertisement-596\/\">Fortunately, I&#8217;m not a Linux user<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>And now for something perhaps a little less frightening: a friend of my brother has released a new tune. If you like loud music, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reverbnation.com\/artist\/song_details\/5364762\">give it a listen<\/a>. It has more cowbell.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Via Dustbury.) ***** ***** ***** Old-fashioned nightmare fuel. ***** The OED fails. ***** Fortunately, I&#8217;m not a Linux user. ***** And now for something perhaps a little less frightening: a friend of my brother has released a new tune. If you like loud music, give it a listen. It has more cowbell.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,13,16,33],"tags":[665],"class_list":["post-3697","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-curiosities-and-silly-stuff","category-humor-and-horror","category-music","category-weird-world-web","tag-humor-and-horror"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-XD","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3697","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3697"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3697\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}