{"id":4042,"date":"2011-06-12T12:11:57","date_gmt":"2011-06-12T18:11:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tancos.net\/wp\/?p=4042"},"modified":"2011-06-12T12:11:57","modified_gmt":"2011-06-12T18:11:57","slug":"menaces-pink-and-otherwise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/menaces-pink-and-otherwise\/","title":{"rendered":"Menaces, pink and otherwise"},"content":{"rendered":"

Update<\/strong>: If an image of a pink pony playing a trombone might “frighten, intimidate or cause emotional distress<\/a>” to you, do not click<\/em><\/strong> here:<\/p>\n\n

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I note with alarm that a corner of the otakusphere<\/a> has been invaded by aliens<\/a> more frightening than zombies or sparkly vampires<\/a>. These creatures look superficially equine, but their fur and manes typically are colors that do not naturally occur on mammals. Their behaviors sometimes suggest intelligible sentience, but just as often reflect either hypertrophied reflexes or psychoses. Thus far these creatures have been primarily an occidental phenomenon, but they recently have been observed in Japan<\/a>. Here is some video footage of these entities. (Caution: sit at least 0.6096 meter from the computer monitor while watching this documentary. If you find yourself repeatedly viewing any of the videos posted or linked here, seek professional help immediately.)<\/p>\n

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I would recommend summoning superheroes to deal with this menace, but I fear that they have already been compromised<\/a>. I suspect that our only hope is a new corps of mahou shoujo<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Post script: What exactly is<\/em> Pinkie Pie?<\/a><\/p>\n

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Kansas weather is sometimes a little too interesting<\/a> for my taste. (The heat didn’t make it into the house, but the wind did wake me.)<\/p>\n

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Animation of a different sort: time-lapse photography of the beginning of the recent Grimsv\u00f6tn eruption in Iceland<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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(These are large files and might take a while to load.)<\/p>\n

Although this might have been a larger eruption than Eyjafjallajokull’s last year, because of the prevailing winds and the composition of the ash, it was far less disruptive. Grimsv\u00f6tn<\/a>, incidentally, has a long and busy history, including the Lakagigar eruption of 1783<\/a>, which was perhaps more consequential than Krakatau’s a century later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Update: If an image of a pink pony playing a trombone might “frighten, intimidate or cause emotional distress” to you, do not click here: I note with alarm that a corner of the otakusphere has been invaded by aliens more frightening than zombies or sparkly vampires. These creatures look superficially equine, but their fur and … Continue reading “Menaces, pink and otherwise”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,16,31,34],"tags":[665,387,530,600],"class_list":["post-4042","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor-and-horror","category-music","category-videos","category-whatever","tag-humor-and-horror","tag-my-little-pony","tag-spike-jones","tag-volcanoes"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-13c","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4042","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4042"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4042\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4042"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4042"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4042"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}