{"id":419,"date":"2007-12-31T21:22:44","date_gmt":"2008-01-01T02:22:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tancos.net\/wp\/2007\/12\/31\/awards-time\/"},"modified":"2007-12-31T21:22:44","modified_gmt":"2008-01-01T02:22:44","slug":"awards-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/awards-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Awards time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not in the mood for deep thought and critical analysis, so here are the annual Kawaii Menace Anime Awards.<\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/idiots04.jpg' alt='idiots04.jpg' \/><\/p>\n<p>Best idiot, male: Isaac Dian, <strong><em>Baccano!<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\nBest idiot, female: Miria Harvent, <strong><em>Baccano!<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\nLeast enviable magical (or quasi-magical) ability: Sawaki&#8217;s in <strong><em>Moyashimon<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\nMost noble dog: Densuke, <strong><em>Denno Coil<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/rgs01.jpg' alt='rgs01.jpg' \/><\/p>\n<p>Best spacesuits: <strong><em>Rocket Girls<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\nBest resident <em>deus ex machina<\/em>: <strong><em>Oh! Edo Rocket<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\nMost accurate botany: <strong><em>Mokke<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\nWorst animated vehicle: <strong><em>Rocket Girls<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/dcbattle02.jpg' alt='dcbattle02.jpg' \/><\/p>\n<p>Best battle: episode four, <strong><em>Denno Coil<\/em><\/strong> (Runner-up: episode three, <strong><em>Seirei no Moribito<\/em><\/strong>)<br \/>\nMost shameless almost-but-not-quite plagiarism: <strong><em>Oh! Edo Rocket<\/em><\/strong> OST<br \/>\nBest opening song: Mayumi Kojima, &#8220;Poltergeist,&#8221; <strong><em>Ghost Hound<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\nBest ending song: Polysics, &#8220;Rocket,&#8221; <strong><em>Moyashimon<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\nBest completely extraneous musical number: episode ten, <strong><em>Oh! Edo Rocket<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\nUgliest musician: episode four, <strong><em>Mononoke<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\nMost popular current series I haven&#8217;t the slightest interest in: <strong><em>Clannad<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\nBest fusion of <em>kawaii<\/em> and <em>kowai<\/em>: Guchuko, <strong><em>Potemayo<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\nWorst behavior from good kids: <strong><em>Manabi Straight<\/em><\/strong> opening<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; and others as I think of them. Later. Right now I&#8217;m heading back to bed.<\/p>\n<p>Addendum:<br \/>\n&#8220;Kids Say the Darndest Things&#8221; award: Czeslaw&#8217;s request of Ladd, <strong><em>Baccano!<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\nBest show for children <em>and<\/em> adults: <strong><em>Mokke<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\nBest choreography: <strong><em>Lucky Star<\/em><\/strong> opening<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not in the mood for deep thought and critical analysis, so here are the annual Kawaii Menace Anime Awards. Best idiot, male: Isaac Dian, Baccano! Best idiot, female: Miria Harvent, Baccano! Least enviable magical (or quasi-magical) ability: Sawaki&#8217;s in Moyashimon Most noble dog: Densuke, Denno Coil Best spacesuits: Rocket Girls Best resident deus ex &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/awards-time\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Awards time&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,34],"tags":[659,684],"class_list":["post-419","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-curiosities-and-silly-stuff","category-whatever","tag-curiosities-and-silly-stuff","tag-whatever"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-6L","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=419"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}