{"id":52445,"date":"2018-10-26T09:36:30","date_gmt":"2018-10-26T14:36:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=52445"},"modified":"2018-10-26T09:36:30","modified_gmt":"2018-10-26T14:36:30","slug":"the-unbearable-whiteness-of-whatever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/the-unbearable-whiteness-of-whatever\/","title":{"rendered":"The unbearable whiteness of whatever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So drinking milk is a <a href=\"http:\/\/thefederalist.com\/2018\/10\/23\/13-milk-drinking-heroes-who-are-now-problematic\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">sign of evil<\/a>? Someone forgot to tell Takako Minekawa. Here, have a nice glass of &#8220;Milk Rock.&#8221;<\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"840\" height=\"630\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/4esgvA2ifsA?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; encrypted-media\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>(Oddly, there&#8217;s no milk and few white things in the video. Perhaps the very white video for her earlier Kraftwerk-does-J-pop &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=SuM9crl7QCc\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Fantastic Cat<\/a>&#8221; would be more disturbing to the pathologically woke.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So drinking milk is a sign of evil? Someone forgot to tell Takako Minekawa. Here, have a nice glass of &#8220;Milk Rock.&#8221; (Oddly, there&#8217;s no milk and few white things in the video. Perhaps the very white video for her earlier Kraftwerk-does-J-pop &#8220;Fantastic Cat&#8221; would be more disturbing to the pathologically woke.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-52445","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-curiosities-and-silly-stuff","category-decline-and-fall"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-dDT","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52445","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=52445"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52445\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52564,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52445\/revisions\/52564"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=52445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=52445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=52445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}