{"id":5273,"date":"2007-05-09T17:18:27","date_gmt":"2007-05-09T22:18:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tancos.net\/wp2\/2007\/05\/09\/interview-with-a-dwarf-planet\/"},"modified":"2007-05-09T17:18:27","modified_gmt":"2007-05-09T22:18:27","slug":"interview-with-a-dwarf-planet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/interview-with-a-dwarf-planet\/","title":{"rendered":"Interview with a dwarf planet"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/subterraneanpress.com\/index.php\/magazine\/spring2007\/fiction-pluto-tells-all-by-john-scalzi\/\">I will say that if there is life on other planets, that they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d wish you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d stop beaming \u00e2\u20ac\u0153lite hits\u00e2\u20ac\u009d music stations into space. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not the only one out here who has Phil Collins issues. Theoretically.<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(Via <a href=\"http:\/\/texasbestgrok.mu.nu\/\">TexasBestGrok<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I will say that if there is life on other planets, that they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d wish you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d stop beaming \u00e2\u20ac\u0153lite hits\u00e2\u20ac\u009d music stations into space. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not the only one out here who has Phil Collins issues. Theoretically. (Via TexasBestGrok.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5273","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor-and-horror"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-1n3","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5273","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5273"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5273\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}