{"id":53562,"date":"2018-11-21T20:20:34","date_gmt":"2018-11-22T01:20:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=53562"},"modified":"2018-11-21T20:20:34","modified_gmt":"2018-11-22T01:20:34","slug":"memo-to-amazon-com","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/memo-to-amazon-com\/","title":{"rendered":"Memo to Amazon.com"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/hell-no.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/hell-no-640x352.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"352\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-53563\" srcset=\"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/hell-no-640x352.png 640w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/hell-no.png 681w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You need a third option here: &#8220;Hell no.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You need a third option here: &#8220;Hell no.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-53562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-grumbling-and-muttering"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-dVU","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53562","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=53562"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53562\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":53564,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53562\/revisions\/53564"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=53562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=53562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=53562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}