{"id":5502,"date":"2008-06-24T16:23:03","date_gmt":"2008-06-24T22:23:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tancos.net\/wp2\/?p=1257"},"modified":"2008-06-24T16:23:03","modified_gmt":"2008-06-24T22:23:03","slug":"ack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/ack\/","title":{"rendered":"Ack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Right now I&#8217;m playing loud music to drown out today&#8217;s treat: a bunch of no-longer-young drag queens lipsyncing to mediocre music down at the corner. No pictures; I want to forget the images, not share them with unwary visitors. There&#8217;s also an ice cream vendor playing tinny banjo recordings of teevee themes in the parking lot across the alley.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Right now I&#8217;m playing loud music to drown out today&#8217;s treat: a bunch of no-longer-young drag queens lipsyncing to mediocre music down at the corner. No pictures; I want to forget the images, not share them with unwary visitors. There&#8217;s also an ice cream vendor playing tinny banjo recordings of teevee themes in the parking &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/ack\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Ack&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,26,30],"tags":[676],"class_list":["post-5502","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-decline-and-fall","category-real-life-adventures","category-silly-people","tag-real-life-adventures"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s4xam3-ack","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5502","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5502"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5502\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5502"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5502"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5502"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}