{"id":5546,"date":"2009-11-25T18:59:53","date_gmt":"2009-11-26T00:59:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tancos.net\/wp2\/?p=2225"},"modified":"2009-11-25T18:59:53","modified_gmt":"2009-11-26T00:59:53","slug":"we-could-hear-the-universe-inhaling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/we-could-hear-the-universe-inhaling\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;&#8230; we could hear the universe inhaling &#8230;&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Denon-AKDL1-Dedicated-Link-Cable\/product-reviews\/B000I1X6PM\/ref=dp_db_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&#038;showViewpoints=1\">Occasionally reviews are worth reading<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Transmission of music data at rates faster than the speed of light seemed convenient, until I realized I was hearing the music before I actually wanted to play it. Apparently Denon forgot how accustomed most of us are to unidirectional time and the general laws of physics. I tried to get used to this effect but hearing songs play before I even realized I was in the mood for them just really screwed up my preconceptions of choice and free will. I&#8217;m still having a major existential hangover. <\/p>\n<p>Would not purchase again.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.grotto11.com\/blog\/\">Peeve Farm<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Occasionally reviews are worth reading. Transmission of music data at rates faster than the speed of light seemed convenient, until I realized I was hearing the music before I actually wanted to play it. Apparently Denon forgot how accustomed most of us are to unidirectional time and the general laws of physics. I tried to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/we-could-hear-the-universe-inhaling\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8220;&#8230; we could hear the universe inhaling &#8230;&#8221;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[50,665],"class_list":["post-5546","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor-and-horror","tag-amazon-com","tag-humor-and-horror"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-1rs","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5546","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5546"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5546\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}