{"id":6104,"date":"2011-10-05T19:37:50","date_gmt":"2011-10-06T00:37:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/wp\/?p=6104"},"modified":"2011-10-05T19:37:50","modified_gmt":"2011-10-06T00:37:50","slug":"who-is-the-unluckiest-person-in-the-galaxy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/who-is-the-unluckiest-person-in-the-galaxy\/","title":{"rendered":"Who is the unluckiest person in the galaxy?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seina Yamada, of <strong><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.animenewsnetwork.com\/encyclopedia\/anime.php?id=312\" target=\"_blank\">Tenchi Muyo GXP<\/a><\/em><\/strong>, or <a href=\"http:\/\/brickmuppet.mee.nu\/\" target=\"_blank\">Ken the Brickmuppet<\/a>? Consider <a href=\"http:\/\/brickmuppet.mee.nu\/my_weekend_sucked._\" target=\"_blank\">this<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/brickmuppet.mee.nu\/the_end\" target=\"_blank\">this<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/brickmuppet.mee.nu\/not_an_example...but_a_horrible_horrible_warning\" target=\"_blank\">this<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/brickmuppet.mee.nu\/dear_god..why_does_this_crap_happen\" target=\"_blank\">this<\/a>, and there&#8217;s plenty more in the archives.<\/p>\n<p><center><a name=\"pd_a_5561181\"><\/a>\n<div class=\"CSS_Poll PDS_Poll\" id=\"PDI_container5561181\" style=\"display:inline-block;\"><\/div>\n<div id=\"PD_superContainer\"><\/div>\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\" charset=\"UTF-8\" src=\"https:\/\/static.polldaddy.com\/p\/5561181.js\"><\/script>\n<noscript><a href=\"https:\/\/poll.fm\/5561181\">Take Our Poll<\/a><\/noscript><\/center><\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>So there is a rumor that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/corner\/279240\/bob-dylan-literature-nobel-michael-potemra\" target=\"_blank\">Bob Dylan might get the Nobel Prize for Literature<\/a>. Well, okay. The Peace Prize is absolutely meaningless nowadays, so why not make the literary prize a joke as well? ((I am aware that some intelligent people think Dylan is a Great Artist, but in my arrogant opinion, he has but a modest talent for doggerel and none whatsoever for music.))<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>High heels obviously make no sense for superheroines. ((Sailor Mars&#8217; greatest superpower is the ability to sprint in stilettos.)) <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tencentticker.com\/projectrooftop\/2011\/10\/04\/aaron-diaz-explains\/\" target=\"_blank\">Neither does exposed cleavage<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/drboli.wordpress.com\/2011\/09\/29\/the-ninja-in-japanese-art\/\" target=\"_blank\">Some examples of the ninja in Japanese art<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seina Yamada, of Tenchi Muyo GXP, or Ken the Brickmuppet? Consider this, this, this and this, and there&#8217;s plenty more in the archives. ***** So there is a rumor that Bob Dylan might get the Nobel Prize for Literature. Well, okay. The Peace Prize is absolutely meaningless nowadays, so why not make the literary prize &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/who-is-the-unluckiest-person-in-the-galaxy\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Who is the unluckiest person in the galaxy?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8,10,13,32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anime","category-curiosities-and-silly-stuff","category-decline-and-fall","category-humor-and-horror","category-virtual-friends-and-acquaintances"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-1As","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6104"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6104\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}