{"id":738,"date":"2007-10-11T18:13:22","date_gmt":"2007-10-11T23:13:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tancos.net\/wp2\/2007\/10\/11\/without-giraffes\/"},"modified":"2007-10-11T18:13:22","modified_gmt":"2007-10-11T23:13:22","slug":"without-giraffes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/without-giraffes\/","title":{"rendered":"Without giraffes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/fredosphere.com\/\">Fred<\/a>&#8216;s current exercise is writing the openings to SF stories. The first one is <a href=\"http:\/\/fredosphere.uni-nets.com\/2007\/10\/opener-number-one.html\">here<\/a>. They get worse, or better, depending on how you reckon such things.<\/p>\n<p>On a very different note, <a href=\"http:\/\/darkoctober618.blogspot.com\/2007\/10\/in-this-world.html\">here&#8217;a a haiku<\/a>, courtesy of <a href=\"http:\/\/darkoctober618.blogspot.com\/\">dylan<\/a>, who recently celebrated the fifth anniversary of his weblog&#8217;s inception.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fred&#8216;s current exercise is writing the openings to SF stories. The first one is here. They get worse, or better, depending on how you reckon such things. On a very different note, here&#8217;a a haiku, courtesy of dylan, who recently celebrated the fifth anniversary of his weblog&#8217;s inception.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,13,32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-738","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-and-anti-culture","category-humor-and-horror","category-virtual-friends-and-acquaintances"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-bU","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/738","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=738"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/738\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}