{"id":7473,"date":"2012-05-16T12:35:33","date_gmt":"2012-05-16T17:35:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/wp\/?p=7473"},"modified":"2012-05-16T12:35:33","modified_gmt":"2012-05-16T17:35:33","slug":"politics-grammar-and-velcro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/politics-grammar-and-velcro\/","title":{"rendered":"Politics, grammar and velcro"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A few recently-spotted items worth quoting:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Being politically correct does not trump being grammatically correct&#8230;please fix.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\u2014 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gormogons.com\/2012\/05\/dr-js-hethey-experience-at-ivy.html\" target=\"_blank\">Dr. J&#8217;s Gothic Literature teacher<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>But these days the wages of sin is boredom.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\u2014 <a href=\"http:\/\/pretentiouslatintitle.wordpress.com\/2012\/05\/14\/you-think-decadence-has-declined\/\" target=\"_blank\">Res Studiorum et Ludorum<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Well, I could argue that a proper understanding of punk and its inherent rebellion would have everyone becoming a libertarian or principled conservative &#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\u2014 <a href=\"http:\/\/ricochet.com\/main-feed\/Weirdest-Band-You-Love\" target=\"_blank\">Mollie Hemingway<\/a> (in the comments)<\/p>\n<p>The last is from a thread about the &#8220;Weirdest Band You Love.&#8221; It&#8217;s hard to pick the strangest of my many musical enthusiasms, but the Sons of Rayon might be the most obscure. The inventors of velco tap dancing (fiddler\/guitarist Kelly Werts glued velcro hooks on the soles and heels of his shoes and danced on a patch of tightly-woven carpet, which was miced, creating sound when his feet left the platform), the Bill Monroe-meets-Robert Fripp trio was active in Wichita for several years around 1980. They released one cassette, <strong><em>No Velcro<\/em><\/strong>, which was one of the first items I digitized when I hooked up my computer to the stereo. Here is perhaps their loveliest song, written and sung by banjoist Paul Elwood and featuring Intergalactic Yodeling Champion Randy Erwin, &#8220;UFOs Over New Zealand.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><center>[audio:http:\/\/tancos.net\/audio\/UFOs Over New Zealand.mp3]<\/center><\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Dawn in Mexico, May 1, 2012:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_7422\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-7422\" style=\"width: 288px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/9k3xtw.gif\" alt=\"Morning in Mexico\" title=\"Popocat\u00e9petl\" width=\"288\" height=\"216\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7422\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-7422\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Morning in Mexico<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>(Assembled by one of the denizens of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/wiredscience\/eruptions\" target=\"_blank\">Eruptions<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/selfportrait01.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Who?\" width=\"222\" height=\"225\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7434\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ai.mee.nu\/\" target=\"_blank\">Pixy<\/a> found a <a href=\"http:\/\/forums.rpgmakerweb.com\/index.php?\/topic\/1227-character-machine-v10-with-psd-version\/\" target=\"_blank\">cute avatar generator<\/a>. The picture above is sorta what I looked like when I was young and irritable.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few recently-spotted items worth quoting: Being politically correct does not trump being grammatically correct&#8230;please fix. \u2014 Dr. J&#8217;s Gothic Literature teacher But these days the wages of sin is boredom. \u2014 Res Studiorum et Ludorum Well, I could argue that a proper understanding of punk and its inherent rebellion would have everyone becoming a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/politics-grammar-and-velcro\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Politics, grammar and velcro&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,8,16,28],"tags":[669,528,600],"class_list":["post-7473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-and-anti-culture","category-curiosities-and-silly-stuff","category-music","category-science","tag-music","tag-sons-of-rayon","tag-volcanoes"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-1Wx","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7473","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7473"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7473\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}