{"id":79061,"date":"2020-03-31T08:43:52","date_gmt":"2020-03-31T13:43:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=79061"},"modified":"2020-03-31T10:18:34","modified_gmt":"2020-03-31T15:18:34","slug":"seasonal-note","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/seasonal-note\/","title":{"rendered":"Seasonal note"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are three signs that spring has arrived in Kansas.<\/p>\n<p>1. The first lawnmower.<\/p>\n<p>2. The first trail of ants in the kitchen.<\/p>\n<p>3. The first tornado siren.<\/p>\n<p>As of 8:27 a.m. this morning, when I heard the insufficiently-distant roar of a small gasoline-powered engine, spring is 33.3% here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are three signs that spring has arrived in Kansas. 1. The first lawnmower. 2. The first trail of ants in the kitchen. 3. The first tornado siren. As of 8:27 a.m. this morning, when I heard the insufficiently-distant roar of a small gasoline-powered engine, spring is 33.3% here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-79061","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-real-life-adventures"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-kzb","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79061","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79061"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79061\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":79080,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79061\/revisions\/79080"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}