{"id":96027,"date":"2020-08-15T13:39:56","date_gmt":"2020-08-15T18:39:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=96027"},"modified":"2020-08-15T14:30:55","modified_gmt":"2020-08-15T19:30:55","slug":"junk-mail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/junk-mail\/","title":{"rendered":"Junk mail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/nope.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/nope-640x279.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"279\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-96026\" srcset=\"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/nope-640x279.jpg 640w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/nope-1024x446.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/nope-768x334.jpg 768w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/nope-1536x669.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/nope-1200x523.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/nope.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>While I was technically a member of the Stupid Party for many years (you have to declare an affiliation to vote in a primary in Kansas), I never, ever considered joining the Evil Party<span id='easy-footnote-1-96027' class='easy-footnote-margin-adjust'><\/span><span class='easy-footnote'><a href='https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/junk-mail\/#easy-footnote-bottom-1-96027' title='Also a stupid party, but not &lt;em&gt;the&lt;\/em&gt; Stupid Party.'><sup>1<\/sup><\/a><\/span>. Therefore, I was a bit surprised to find the above in my mail this week. I think I detect a whiff of desperation in the air.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While I was technically a member of the Stupid Party for many years (you have to declare an affiliation to vote in a primary in Kansas), I never, ever considered joining the Evil Party. Therefore, I was a bit surprised to find the above in my mail this week. I think I detect a whiff &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/junk-mail\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Junk mail&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-96027","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-decline-and-fall"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-oYP","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96027","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=96027"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96027\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":96037,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96027\/revisions\/96037"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=96027"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=96027"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=96027"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}