Depending on which sample of text I use, I also write like Stephen King, J.K. Rowling, Dan Brown (ugh), Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Adams, Chuck Palahnuik, Isaac Asimov, Daniel Defoe, Margaret Atwood, Vladimir Nabokov, George Orwell, Oscar Wilde or James Joyce. But not R.A. Lafferty or Flann O’Brien. Oh well, nobody else can really write like them, either.
Actually, when I read my writing, it just sounds like me.
Update: A bit of background about that site.
I write like Dan Brown… Double Ugh! At least it is riveting for the general public. Great site find.
Dear S.H.
I qualified for Lovecraft, King, Chandler, Dan Brown, and on my first hit Nabakov. It was round after round of hilarity!
shalom,
Steven