Recent discussions at Severian’s place and elsewhere brought this old favorite to mind.
Author: Don
Authorized or not?
Quote of the day: The Great Wall of Pastel
It is truly baffling why men have gasped in horror at American fiction in much the same manner they would at the announcement of a Streisand-Cher double bill. I finally walked through the fiction section of Barnes & Noble some time ago and decided that I would rather be waterboarded than spend another minute there.
Crazy in the right kind of way
Literary notes:
Ted Gioia recommends seven novels by Philip K. Dick. It’s a good list, though I would have included Martian Timeslip and added a collection of his short stories.
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JMSmith seeks to enlarge your vocabulary:
“Unctuously rectitudinous” means “too damn nice.” It means what Sam Francis meant when he called the ineffectual gentlemen of American conservatism “beautiful losers.”
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Question and answer with Clayton Barnett:
Q. If you could have lunch with any deceased writer who would it be, what would you eat and what would you talk about?
A. I would invite Descartes, Locke, Voltaire, and Kant. I would be late as I am calling in a tactical nuclear strike on these morons who pulled the so-called Enlightenment out of their nether-regions.
Tune of the day #365
The first Beethoven recording I ever bought was Arrau’s album of the last four sonatas. The second movement, “Arietta,” of the final one was the most wide-ranging, futuristic music I’d ever heard, anticipating everything from boogie piano to space music, and it remains a particular favorite of mine.
… and this is Tune #365, completing a year of music. No matter what your taste in music is, I’m sure there was something to annoy you. I hope you also heard something worth listening to and perhaps worth investigating further. From here on out I’ll post when the spirit moves me, which is not all that often any more.
Tune of the day #364
Probably the most over-the-top of all boss fight music. Uematsu obviously made a close study of Keith Emerson.
Survivors

A few plants flourished despite this year’s brutal summer. These include Zinnia grandiflora, above. It’s a low, spreading plant two or three inches tall with profuse yellow flowers all summer. Unlike the familiar garden zinnias, it’s a hardy perennial. It’s easy from seed and blooms the first year. Triple-digit temperatures don’t bother it, and it can tolerate considerable dryness, though it does bloom better with regular watering. It would make a good ground cover for dry places.
Tune of the day #363
Another tune from the two-time Winfield winner. Incidentally, Ross is one of the very few people younger than me named “Don.” “Donald” was one of the most popular names for boys in the first half of the 20th century, but the day I was baptized it immediately became utterly unfashionable.
Tune of the day #362
The outstanding example of botanical rock’n’roll. It’s generally accurate, allowing for a bit of poetic license; you really don’t want to encounter Heracleum mantegazzianum on a sunny day.
Tune of the day #361
Featuring Sneaky Pete Kleinow on pedal steel guitar.
Tune of the day #360
One of the first P.D.Q. Bach pieces Peter Schickele discovered.
Tune of the day #359
My roommate at college #1 and I both liked “Oh Well,” but I preferred the furious first part and he the slow second part of the extended version. This may be a clue to how our personalities differed.
Tune of the day #358
There’s been a dearth of polkas. Here’s one Strauss wrote for Hungarians
Tune of the day #357
The lyrics may be sentimental hippie mush, but I don’t care. Argent is the antidote for Tonio K, and vice versa.
Tune of the day #356
Tonio K’s Life in the Foodchain belongs on any short list of classic rock albums that are actually worth listening to.
Tune of the day #355
Fans of ELP will recognize the first movement.
Tune of the day #354
The closest approach to a hit song that Holdsworth ever had. Of course I never heard this on the radio.
Tune of the day #353
A childhood favorite, a long, long time ago.
Tune of the day #352
Self-reflection from Randy Newman.
Tune of the day #351
Háry János was the Martian Hungarian counterpart of Baron Munchausen. The playlist contains the entire suite Kodály extracted from his opera.
