What are you?

I’ve been getting a surprising amount of traffic here recently. There have been over 3,000 visits here this month, 149 yesterday alone. Nowadays they come from all over, but for a while I had an enormous following in China. It was not so long ago that daily my daily traffic was in the low two digits, sometimes the low single digits. I suppose I should be excited, but I suspect that the vast majority of visitors here are machines, not people. So, please let me know if you’re an actual human being or something else.

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What are you?
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Heavenly thoughts

James:

Can you work out a seating arrangement for a banquet in Heaven?

If we weren’t limited to 4 dimensions… How about a “Hilbert table” with as many dimensions as guests, everybody sitting next to Jesus and kitty-corner with every other guest?

Texan JMSmith:

I do rather hope that each of the many mansions of which Christ spoke is surrounded by parklands so broad that eternity will not suffice to ramble to their ends.