This is just too perfect. From today’s newspaper:
Astrologers warn against pop astrology that dooms chatty Gemini and hardworking Capricorn or decrees that dependable Taurus and sensitive Pisces are an ideal match. A person’s sun sign (the sign you check for your horoscope) is a small fraction of what determines cosmic compatibility, and it’s important to take into account the rising sign, the moon and the planetary angles to capture the full spectrum of a person’s being, said Hilary Young, a California hair salon owner who founded AstrologyDating.com.
I think I’ve mentioned before that that my sign is “No parking; violators will be towed at owner expense.”
I used to have a sign on my desk at work that said, “Trespassers will be violated”.