The calendar says it’s February, but it’s May outside. I took the day off, and in a little while I’m going to go out and enjoy the weather. While I’m out, here’s some miscellaneous nonsense for you. As usual, I forget where I found most of these.
The more Pope Frankie flaps his mouth, the more I miss Bennie and J.P.
There’s much more here.
Socially Awkward Penguin would answer your post title by saying, “You would get Philosoraptor if you crossed a joke with a rhetorical question.”
(As far as I can tell, there is no “Overly Literal Minded” advice animal. There probably needs to be.)