Memo to the yellow press: Yellowstone is not going to go boom soon.
Yellowstone is for all points and purposes no longer a volcano. End of discussion.
If it’s apocalyptic scenarios you want, look into Campi Flegrei on the other side of Naples. Or the Aira caldera, where Sakurajima puffs merrily away. Or the Philippines’ Bulkang Mayon. There are plenty of better candidates than Yellowstone.
For anyone curious, the mu.nu/mee.nu server had a hardware failure. The RAID controller died. Pixy is on the case, so it’s just a matter of how long before SoftLayer can find a spare and swap it in.