Every time I check the search phrases that lead surfers here, I learn once again that there are some really strange people in the world. Most frightening recent query: “‘president aria’ image gallery hentai.” Then there’s “keroro gunso doujinshi yaoi download.” Yaoi is distasteful enough when it involves humans. Let’s leave the frogs alone, okay?
Other search phrases from the past few weeks worth noting:
shounen comedy martial arts romance action fantasy ecchi harem schoolkids anime — Could you be more specific, please?
bleah — I agree
how to be haruhi
crunchy vs smooth peanut butter personality variables
nekomimi quartet
autistic catgirl
jack the ripper was autistic
sailor moon as a religion — it beats Scientology
transforming boys into girls — there’s a bit too much of that going on
creamed colored precalculus textbooks
are you kawaii or kowai?
kowai clothing
paranoia agent sounds like strawberry fields forever — not really, though “Maromi’s Theme” is a good lullaby for psychotics
rube goldberg clothes in basket
cyberpet adoptions japan wolves
And more variations on the usual theme:
kawaii crimson
kawaii closed roads
kawaii in chicago
kawaii badger
kawaii weather in june
kawaii horror
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Another item for the “ducks in anime” file:
Ten’s spaceship in episode 2a of Urusei Yatsura.
Don’t you love stat tracking? A few blogs ago, I also checked up on how people found my blog and one time within literally ten minutes of each other I got two hits off google of two different people searching for anime rape and tentacle rape (or something close to that). Nowhere in my blog did I have anything REMOTELY related to that stuff.
On a side note, it’s also fun to track and see where people visit from. I always find it amusing when I discover people working in government departments surfing anime websites during work hours. I think I even saw one hit from someone working at NASA … 😀
*LOL* Yaoi frogs. On a site I used to run, I once had “anime menstrual cramps” and “she kicks him in the balls”. I went through and scoured the site to any reason why this association might exist. Found none. o.O
I always have fun looking through my site’s search history as well…here are some of mine for entertainment value:
sort of uguu form flux (Self-explanatory…or not.)
guy raped by tentacles (I can’t help but imagine a disgruntled female wanting revenge here.)
kaiji is moe (Context: he is most definitely not. Also, I got about 10 different variations of searches for yaoi from his anime. Note that all the characters in his show are ugly middle-aged men. Please be a prank.)
punch her gut anime (Well, isn’t that nice and happy.)
characterization is serious business (It’s just a nice phrase that made me laugh.)
create movie with explosion behind me (Whoooo action! But not on an anime blog…)
I remember a while back I had “how can I speak with konata izumi the anime character” but unfortunately that one seems to have dissapeared, so I will concede the ‘entertaining search title’ match to you now. Thanks for an entertaining post.
(Also, when you mention yaoi frogs I can’t help but think of the annoying ‘Romeo and Juliet’ frogs from KimiKiss, although I suppose those were heterosexual…as far as stuffed animals go.)
Well, if nothing else, the spaceship will get an honorable mention in the Ducks In Anime file…