3 thoughts on “No. No. No.”

  1. I vaguely understand Christmas starting early (though not that early.) There is some planning involved for a big family holiday.

    But St Patty’s day? Buy beer, buy one green thing to wear. They could set up on the day before and be plenty early.

  2. It’s a side effect of the way that the rate of expansion of the universe is accelerating. As the rate of expansion increases, holidays come earlier and earlier each year.

    Or is it the cause the of the acceleration?

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