Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the condensed version:
CHAPTER TWO: DURSLEYS’ HOUSE
HARRY does some room-cleanin’, some bleedin’, and some reminiscin’. He picks up the newspaper and gets a nasty shock.
RITA SKEETER: (in the interview) I’ve just completed a 900-page book on Dumbledore!
READERS: 900 pages? Jeez. She must have the same editors as Rowling.
Update: another condensed version.