Why do engineers confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.

So Ponsonby Britt lives in New England?
So Ponsonby Britt lives in New England?

In lieu of a substantive post, here’s some miscellaneous nonsense I came across recently.

Attention Bill collectors

Two Gentile jokes:

A Gentile goes into a men’s clothing store, where he sees an elegant suede jacket. “How much is that jacket?” he asks the clerk. When the clerk tells him $1,200, the Gentile says, “I’ll take it.”

At the last minute, a Gentile calls his mother to announce that, owing to pressure at work, he will be two hours late for the family Thanksgiving dinner. “Of course,” his mother says, “I understand.”

Put Jews in both of those situations and you have the working premise for at least 50 possible jokes….

The most harrowing performance of Bach you’ll ever see (via Dick Stanley):

Layers of fact-checking, I presume

(Via Charles Hill.)

Poor Matt Labash. Not everyone has what it takes to be a brony.