What are you?

I’ve been getting a surprising amount of traffic here recently. There have been over 3,000 visits here this month, 149 yesterday alone. Nowadays they come from all over, but for a while I had an enormous following in China. It was not so long ago that daily my daily traffic was in the low two digits, sometimes the low single digits. I suppose I should be excited, but I suspect that the vast majority of visitors here are machines, not people. So, please let me know if you’re an actual human being or something else.

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What are you?
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Heavenly thoughts

James:

Can you work out a seating arrangement for a banquet in Heaven?

If we weren’t limited to 4 dimensions… How about a “Hilbert table” with as many dimensions as guests, everybody sitting next to Jesus and kitty-corner with every other guest?

Texan JMSmith:

I do rather hope that each of the many mansions of which Christ spoke is surrounded by parklands so broad that eternity will not suffice to ramble to their ends.

Today’s quote: Remarks on the Remarks on the Seventh Annual Report of ….

Joseph Moore:

… the one core belief of the Puritans, that which survived any number of changes to mere theological and moral beliefs, is that they, the enlightened and holy, should be in charge. Starting with the University they founded within a decade of establishing their first town, the Pilgrims asserted what to them was the obvious and certain truth: they had a bead on things, anyone who disagreed was stupid or evil. It was their right and duty to rule. The theology changed from Calvinism to Unitarianism to Marxism and beyond, but the core belief in their superior understanding survived all such superficial changes.