Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the condensed version:
CHAPTER TWO: DURSLEYS’ HOUSE
HARRY does some room-cleanin’, some bleedin’, and some reminiscin’. He picks up the newspaper and gets a nasty shock.
RITA SKEETER: (in the interview) I’ve just completed a 900-page book on Dumbledore!
READERS: 900 pages? Jeez. She must have the same editors as Rowling.
Update: another condensed version.
Spy style. Shamus tells you how.
From Thog’s Masterclass:
`Big boogers of uncertainty were beginning to form.’ (Vernor Vinge, Rainbows End, 2006)
Also from Ansible:
Martin Morse Wooster was deeply thrilled by junk mail from `a company called Hawthorne Village, which has the Official Lord of the Rings Express Diesel Locomotive. This heirloom quality train â€” richly adorned with scenes and characters from the movie trilogy including Elven text and a working headlight on the diesel locomotive â€” will have you reliving this epic saga every time the train journeys around the tracks. You know, when I mentally visit the rugged, primeval landscape of Middle Earth, I think to myself, “You know, these trees and rocks are OK. But WHERE are the toy trains?”‘
â€¢ If you believe in your heart or in your conscience that 2+2=5, does anyone else have the right to tell you that youâ€™re wrong? Explain why we should avoid judging other peopleâ€™s mathematical operations.
â€¢ Fractions are divisive. Can you think of better ways to express a quotient, without using divisive fractions? Is division something we should strive to do with numbers anyway?
â€¢ Explain why the labeling of numbers as either â€œpositiveâ€ or â€œnegativeâ€ is discriminatory, hurtful, and a manifestation of the bigotry of value-ism. How would you feel if you were labeled a â€œnegativeâ€ number? What can you do to help end this kind of discrimination?
QS: An Opus film had been announced awhile back – what is its current status? Are plans for it to be live action or animated?
BREATHED: Wonderfully dead. As it shall remain.
QS: Doonesbury was a musical – why not Bloom County?
BREATHED: The first part of that question is the answer.
(Via Cartoon Brew.)
The latest offering in the rapidly overflowing strategy genre is hard evidence that strategy games need a real overhaul, and fast. Chess, a small-scale tactical turn-based strategy game, attempts to adopt the age-old “easy to learn, difficult to master” parameter made popular by Tetris. But the game’s cumbersome play mechanics and superficial depth and detail all add up to a game that won’t keep you busy for long….